Biltong is my love language - Premium Unisex Tee

Some people have a 'type,' and for many, true love just tastes like perfectly spiced, air-dried goodness. This tee is for the true believers, whose hearts skip a beat not for diamonds, but for that glorious brown paper bag. It's a bold statement for those who understand that real connection isn't always about words; sometimes, it's about finding the perfect stick, slicing it just right, and then, well, making it disappear. If biltong isn't just a snack to you, but a full-blown relationship, then this shirt is your dating profile.

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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