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A Saffa Serenade

Forget the heart-shaped chocolates and the overpriced roses.

​If you actually want to win your significant others heart this Valentine's Day, talk to them in a language they'll understand...

​As Saffa's we know that biltong is greater than everything else, and this tee is the perfect Valentines Day gift for the meat-obsessed.

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Who is JP Who?

Life’s too short for bland tees and boring vibes.

At JP Who?, we make bold, playful, unapologetically expressive apparel for people who don’t take life too seriously — but do take their style seriously. From braais to barbells, brasseries to black runs, we celebrate passion, humour, and individuality in all its forms.

Because basic is boring.

And you? You were never meant to blend in.

So… who’s JP?

Good question.

JP Who? is a creator-led brand by me — Jase. I started this to bring genuinely quirky, personality-driven apparel to life, one idea at a time. This isn’t about trends or fast fashion. It’s about wearing something that says something — even if that something is just “I’m not like everyone else.”

If you see a design you love but not on the product you want, shout. If you’ve got an idea you’d like to see come to life, even better. We’re flexible like that.

The practical (but still friendly) stuff

Returns? Easy. We follow standard UK consumer rights, no funny business. If something’s not right or you change your mind, just let us know.

Delivery: We work with trusted third-party suppliers, so most orders arrive within 3–5 working days, though it can take up to a couple of weeks. Everything is made especially for you once you order — less waste, more intention. Thanks for supporting on-demand production.

Colours: Occasionally, a specific colour may be unavailable. If that happens, we’ll get in touch straight away with options — or a full refund if you’d prefer. Your happiness is the whole point.

Need to chat, share ideas, or send a virtual high-five?

Drop us a line at jax@jpwho.com or hit us up on socials.