Some people have a 'type,' and for many, true love just tastes like perfectly spiced, air-dried goodness. This tee is for the true believers, whose hearts skip a beat not for diamonds, but for that glorious brown paper bag. It's a bold statement for those who understand that real connection isn't always about words; sometimes, it's about finding the perfect stick, slicing it just right, and then, well, making it disappear. If biltong isn't just a snack to you, but a full-blown relationship, then this shirt is your dating profile.
